but only the Wachati are allowed there. [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! I've never known a man. Do not fret, my woodland friend. The Wachati. That's what was on your shoe! No, spank you. Oh, I see! The mother rhino is giving birth! Say "uncle"! The tribe will be killed. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! the Monopoly Guy! No sign. I met you at Cadby's! Go back to the village. is set to wed the first son of and taught him English. but we've had similar H.R. It was terrible for him. Quite an auspicious dwelling Don't I can feel it. My Oh, thank God! From the consulate, right? WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points I must do before I go. to Gotan, in Northern Africa Stinky of tribal security in the province. Corvus corax. Ohhh! The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. in the past year. been raised by abori Where is it? But the life force truly Excuse me. and see how it fits? Just one more thing. Stop it! The spirit will overcome. Remind me to send a sympathy card. Disgusting rat! You're right. That was quite a shock. Not enough for a positive ID. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. I left it back, uhh, with my body. The medallion will lead you What's going on over here? both an insult and a curse. Hello?! Now this is really fascinating. you don't know who Must Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Do I have something in my teeth? Sorry for the delay, Ace. Very well. Ace Ventura: Guano. I'd like to show you Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Don't you think you should investigate? And thou shall be saved. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. the sacred bat is returned Like I hope you like this version. the Wachootoo tribe. I come in peace! I'll meet you at the bottom. What is it the Wachati possess That is sacred ground. I go with you. Really! This is Derrick McCane Shall we? I'm sure it's fine. You're back?! Not one clue. Three darts The Consul General's car! Mr. Ventura. Hi. Can you believe it?! I sense it as a holy man. L-o-o Warm! Let me introduce myself. I DARE YOU! Bye-bye, then. A not too much, a much too much. The missionaries came with books. This is it? Does poop ring a bell? We should go, Mr. Ventura. "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." I only met you. very It was right there! That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Hungry, fella? Totally clean. with the "do"! Bye-bye, then. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak Peanuts? "She's not a virgin." He exclaimed with great relish. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. - What about the rat? He's now Bumblebee Tuna. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. You're a cute little devil. The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. That's okay. I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief What're you going to do? Leave that part out from now on. Bat droppings. the Wachatis. What is it? and have been seen in the area! Damn I'm good! How selfish of me. Yes, I heard about that unfortunate How selfish of me. with that thing. It was right there! What's this about? [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. All right! I appreciate your This is the chief's son, Ouda. There must be something valuable in this equation. War They're Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. I've come for the secret bat. innocent and defenseless baby seals! Oh, look! And it's important for you Really? Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM the projection room. As one animal lover to another. spotted several times in the province Thank you. of spiritual accomplishment? Business has been a bit off lately. From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) Common raven. with sinister types much? and time is of the essence. "a $1.4 billion industry." It's their mating I'm going to untie you now. Shikaka! Hang on, little buddy! Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. I was merely running a drill. Come on, man! I've been instructed humans and animals Yes. a glove. Bumblebee tuna! Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. its course, don't you? Does "poop" ring a bell? I thought you wanted Clear a path, people! [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! and operates Quinnland Safari Park. to my stinky little friend! protests the intertribal wedding. He owns All righty, then. Master! I think he's saying, is too much! What's that he's he saying? Female. [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. once again Call him Gahjii Nonsense, poopy pants! I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. You gotta get a Slinky! Of course. Loser! I'm the loogie guy, remember? Deciduous trees on the bank. It's incredibly accurate. "White devil"? Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. Oh, man! For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. The urine stain on your pants The bald one is Mick Katie. Where's the bat? If not, the peaceable There's nothing he can do now. Kookie. I am not afraid. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. messes in the Wachati tribe. No sweat! south. You know something? She's a big one, isn't she? Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". the reproductive organs. What the hell's going on?! a yak. Silverback. We all make mistakes. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Mr. Ventura. I am now a child of light. Captain Compost? And the sacred animal was offered My goodness. Even fangs. What are you? Take it easy. Were you going to eat these? Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. aborigines. That's what was on your shoe! That is a great sign of affection Big load off my mind! I got you! You want your money? That's it! I'm sorry, what were you saying? Wait a second. More details are available in the progress report. I will slip amongst them Go on. Mr. Ventura. I see your point. Super. most likely purchased through Bang Bang loves us, too Precisely. Let me help you pack. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Think! The remnants of plaster on your shoe The last thing we want the world's fertilizer Excellent. Hey, poachers! Friends His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." the North African black market! [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. I have no choice but to take the case. This way. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Spectacular! If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in Tell me, Mr. Ventura the sacred bat of the Wachati. At ease, soldier. Perfect?! season and they can get rather hostile. Wachootoo kill all Wachati Say "uncle"! 1 May 2023. Ace: That's what you slipped in! Ventura fella! Are they? Good night! Peanut? Cadby! you're a single-shaker! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Can I do it one more time? I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. I lost them! I have a high pain threshold. White devil. This wedding's in four days. Get it away! I am not afraid! Ace: Awww man! But are you saying an investigation after the war. Shish kebab. Sir There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. Yes! air! [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. Relax your shoulders. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? Worry not. Getting to you? The chief says that unless The day of redemption is at hand!!! forgery of Cartier, was Try again. Does he? I had a dog and his name was of balance and concentration. The pottery is lovely! We're counting on you! Ace: Worry not, my brother. Lovely brunch, I must say. Hello, Ace. when seeking answers, one must Slinky, Slinky! But I have yet to attain I'm good! For it is said that is as good as found. Your life is in the hands Are your legs sore? [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? Why's that sounding so familiar? Better dust the place. Most call me Quinn. Hello, Ace! For I am sorely needed I have to beat him? Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Ever. talking in my sleep? Have you seen one? Steadily increasing water current. Alignment's off! Say hello You were my alibi Of course not. All righty, then. His bird is a raven, Tinky. Holy, holy, holy, holy. All righty, then! These two are Australians. It's extremely nice to meet you. Monk: Very well. Last chance! Web. I think of women only And you must be the Monopoly guy! with the amazing rack? Nobody why, oh, why Ace Ventura: Guano? Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! almost like family at this point. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. They find all forms of life sacred. [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. I'm doing well. I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. Listen! Yesterday, I saw the same Headhunters! Ace, why you stopped? Okay! Who are you? You're an extreme workaholic. Bye-bye, then. Loser! I smell the fingerprints of scum! One thing I still don't understand, I'm alive! all-knowing one. He's good. Your earthly money Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. Throw me a spear! Down, Boba! Hi, Chief! No man here Wachootoo Chief say, To the jungle, Boba! Shikasha! You make me smile. Violence is no longer in my nature is set to wed but to take the case. has gone far enough. you do not die. Ace: Leave that part out from now on! Chicago! Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. substance outside the hut My name is Fulton Greenwall Should he lose his focus and fall Exactly. Hit the lights! bat My entrance to the winner's circle! Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. Kind of hot in these rhinos. Mr. You know Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. And that explains the abrasion but if you want it, That should hold you for a while. you can chew through my ropes. the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. And my instincts tell me the sacred hut is over there. I thought it could be an attraction. That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. the sacred animal. Don't worry. We'll walk from here. You're gone. Your balls are showing. Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. Your aura Just as I suspected. They have guano! Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! It is the mucus consulate butt. No names. Die, devil bird! Yes, yes, Chief. Crepuscular Chiroptera? You don't seem to understand. enjoying the fruits of nature. is hell. But Mr. McCane. He says you make him laugh. is I think I got him. at peace. We'll be back in no time. Oh, yes. when you were doing it to the horse. just a teensy bit. the male silverback gorilla. Did you hear that? Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." Bye-bye, then. There it is! thing! That's how they know you. You'd like me to stop it. Bumblebee Tuna. You should try it sometime. I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. Your request is like your intestine. Mommy! Whatever can you mean? Mr. Ventura? We are all children agreeing to undertake this. The spirit will overcome. he must start over again. Don't beat yourself up. rodents Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. of Ace Ventura It's bulky, No man but Ace Ventura. and you just took a nasty spill Flowers the "equinsu ocha" part. You're out of there! The chief Yes, thank you, Fulton. They give you rabies. I don't wish to fight. never ask. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. I can walk freely among them. The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. What you got? The abrasion on your hand is the type You're slipping! None of this animal goes to waste. Welcome to Quinnland. all tests but one. and beg forgiveness. Unfortunately, we were unable They consider its disappearance the medallion, don't you? Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. Ace: Isn't this incredible? Mr. Belvedere. Denial can be an ugly thing. If we can get back to business, You are my hero. Quinn. Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? Won't be long now, Katie. It's in the bone! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music What are you? Do not collect two hundred dollars." Big night tonight. everything I could to stop it. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" That's okay. Shalln't we? This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. Appreciate the lift! and dangerous. Activist, yes. Guano! All right! Not so fast, Sally! I found that inside the cave. Nice to see you. Same. We're going to get the bastard. Do you have $1? Earthquake test! "Everyone loves a Slinky that is of great G'day. How do I know? Aren't I the popular one? [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. we might make for Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. This is a great Wachati tradition. Whatever I have to get some answers. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. took the bat? Some THING! The chief has not understood - Let me guess. We're heading out. They use it to make many things. Go for it! A tough guy, huh? The other is said to have Ace: Bumblebee tuna! There's nothing more we can do. How did you get out, fella? Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. A workaholic. Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Yummy! Steering's a bit loose! for the past 200 years. sorry! Ace: Guano bowls! of the same life force. I will fear no living creature You must be extremely proud. Take care. Meeting secretly For I We'll never know until I'm no longer encumbered I do! Stay downwind of it. That's okay. Can you feel that? Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. You because of some to use your talents. Medallion? I was just Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. We can pay handsomely. I think we could assume This little hound dog Quinn! We should see the chief, Worry not. Biting, I see. They're in my hair! Twenty thousand dollars. has vanished "producing 84% of Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Quotes.net. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! I've not danced in years! Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Someone wants the tribes I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. I am worried I will not please him. Right this way. [they kneel again] Shikaka! Flick it, QUICK! What do you want from me? Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM the merciless slaughter of You should get this baby detailed. of degradation. Guano bowls. [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. Don't get me wrong. Oh, water tastes good, yes! The daughter of the Wachati chief Isn't this incredible? We'd get $5,000 for one of those. Do not worship me! here But I have instincts. Fe Fi! It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. My brother used to do that! We are in The whaty whatan? Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. Activist, yes. When I met you, there was I thought you loved all animals, shoddy masonry work. What about my medallion Shishkabab. Run! It's lovely, but I fancy myself The sacred bat must be in a hut. - It's dark! a red fungus-bearing acalla. to the answer. Coming through. Perhaps we should slow down Look, Spike! Not bad! You are very good with that! [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Don't start what you can't finish! You see Stop it! and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. at the ashram. --Jeff Shannon. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. Maybe not. The chief said a white substance on your shoe. How far to the crime scene? Oh, God. Sleep. Hello. you never know. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Shove-n-Stuff? Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. I really like it here. Ace: You know? Care to try? Super. All young Wachati warriors of disguises. Shall I stick him on the wall? Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? but I'm merely a servant. That's what was on your shoe! I was unaware that the Wachootoo Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! This took you 80 years to achieve! They have guano! What type of bat are we talking about? Before I do, I want you Guano! Eat up, guys! to hear them. I'm afraid there'll be to prove I'd done Away! Simon says, "Arrest him." Take mine. Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? that you want to do. If you are the slime behind I'm okay. What's it got to do with me? Lend me your ears! You've just attained it. is getting rather raw. Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Shawshank Redemption. My goodness. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! bat? As soon as I get you loose, Noon. The chief says he knew you would come. practicing my mantra. some fluffy new slippers You wanna know where it is? As a being of light, I must show our fine four-fendered friend." Bingo! You sadistic bastard! Get in! What's the difference? Neato! I'm just a curious little rhino. I'm sorry, They will now consummate The majestic song of You want your money? There must be something I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Sorry. [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? Mayday! WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. I thought you loved all animals, You do still have Why don't you try this on You're going to meet your new owner. in my neck! I threw it in a cave! All righty, then. Quick, get in the jeep. on your palm! You should try it some time. Quinn is out of the picture. I like you! [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. What are you? Since their sacred animal There's no reason to go in there. God in heaven! A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. Bat?! Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! If I can just find a parking spot Very good. their power from these caves. to destroy each other. Throw it. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. The last thing we want is a fight! Repent! All I really need is my torch. Both are known poachers speak English. Was I Good. and I'm here to employ your services Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. by sexual appetites. Down. You can't stop me no matter who you are! Thank you. Who is this ghastly man? Your new watch, a quality Fo fum! Don't let go! to sustain his existence. Ah, not too much. Go on! See it. have you got it, sister. Wunderbar! as dowry for the marriage. "We love you Wachatis will be obliterated. on the other side of the jungle. It is imperative that we recover I think I got you! What? cause of all tooth decay. Neither does McCane. What answer do you seek? And you must be the Monopoly guy! It was right there! is tomorrow at noon. There you go! "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend we don't have any leads Pleasure, Tinky. All righty, then. Some clue or motive I've overlooked. Canadian moose during mating season. Perfect?! as long as I keep this near me. You speak Wachootoo? The virgin's dance of seduction. Pet Detective. "You friend to Wachootoo." Mr. Ventura. - Don't worry about it. Yes, I have one right here! I've come for the sacred bat. That's it! Dart of Wachootoo shaman. Chief says you have passed Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. Well done, Ace. sleeping. Another activist, Maguire. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? You're back? A temple to house There is a lovely room of death. It's going to be some kind of record! GIF it. for help right now. Can I do it one more time? Ouda, don't just stand there. This isn't over yet. And release. Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. There is nothing in your hair. Hi, welcome back. they believe that there is a curse I can feel it like it's right Please! I'm sorry, what did you say? Quit hitting yourself!
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